_{[Kids who get dumped in this place always sort of tug Heather's heartstrings, if only because she knows if she'd gotten poofed here when she was, like, twelve, she'd be super wigged out.]}

Yeah, don't worry, that mom lady is harmless.

She does that to everyone.

It's sorta sad, really.

Like a case of Empty Nest Syndrome gone horribly, horribly wrong.